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Take on the role of a cartoon hero in this fully interactive, wacky, choose-your-own-destiny adventure story.

The school cook serves up smooth custard! And if that wasn’t weird enough, the yellow stuff comes alive and starts to eat everyone… YOU must stop the revenge of the killer custard, before it’s dessert time for everyone.

Written by the award-winning duo Steve Barlow and Steve Skidmore, and illustrated by the amazing Lee Robinson.
Age appropriate for 6 to 8 year olds. Also suitable for reluctant readers and less confident older readers. Printed using a font approved by the British Dyslexia Association.